We're all familiar with spin doctors. But even they are only capable of so much, before we sit there and scratch our heads saying WTF?!!!
Sure, the best spin doctors might be capable of convincing you to vote for a complete dick at election time - like, I don't know, a property magnate with a reality TV past. They might even be able to persuade you to think of the Kardashians as America's royal family.
But there are certain things they can't pull off. Like making you believe that this month Susan Miller will respect her deadlines or that Biebs will ever be cool.
Or that golf is sexy.
On any realm.
Enter the Wooden Tiger.
Yes, he who turned the world on its ear. The baby faced club bearer who your nana loved but who turned out to be such a perve that Jody from shameless seems like a virgin in comparison.
Before Tiger Woods arrived, the words sex and golf never appeared in the same sentence without the word viagra.
But the Wooden Tiger changed all that. Not even the spin doctors who had you believing that Xtina, Britney and Beyonce suddenly discovered sex could've pulled off what that horn dog did.
Who knew that underneath all that plaid and, those polo tops and those baseball caps beat the loins of a horn dog?
And you know you had a conversation about it at some point in your life, and that the tone of that conversation was shock and disbelief.
And for those water cooler discussions that had everyone scratching their heads I must salute the Wooden Tiger who proved that especially in popular culture, you should never underestimate a tiger. Whatever form it takes.
Sure, the best spin doctors might be capable of convincing you to vote for a complete dick at election time - like, I don't know, a property magnate with a reality TV past. They might even be able to persuade you to think of the Kardashians as America's royal family.
But there are certain things they can't pull off. Like making you believe that this month Susan Miller will respect her deadlines or that Biebs will ever be cool.
Or that golf is sexy.
On any realm.
Enter the Wooden Tiger.
Yes, he who turned the world on its ear. The baby faced club bearer who your nana loved but who turned out to be such a perve that Jody from shameless seems like a virgin in comparison.
Before Tiger Woods arrived, the words sex and golf never appeared in the same sentence without the word viagra.
But the Wooden Tiger changed all that. Not even the spin doctors who had you believing that Xtina, Britney and Beyonce suddenly discovered sex could've pulled off what that horn dog did.
Who knew that underneath all that plaid and, those polo tops and those baseball caps beat the loins of a horn dog?
And you know you had a conversation about it at some point in your life, and that the tone of that conversation was shock and disbelief.
And for those water cooler discussions that had everyone scratching their heads I must salute the Wooden Tiger who proved that especially in popular culture, you should never underestimate a tiger. Whatever form it takes.
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