I know, it's like one of those days that you thought would never happen: like hearing that person in your life finally utter I'm sorry and then you watch as hell freezes over right after.
I started noticing all these Coldplay concert events on my social media feeds and wondered what was going on.
The events were being set in places where even locals think twice about setting foot: Tor Bella Monica in Rome is a place on the city's outskirts associated with high crime and a general lack of any culture or safety. Just the kind of place I'd like Coldplay to disappear into, but that's just me.
Of course after the Bologna incident, participants in the fake events are just playing along and if you can understand Italian you'll see that there's a fair bit of regionalism and piss taking going on in the comment fields.
And Italy can rejoice in the meantime: the economy sucks, the government is f*cked, but at least no one has to sit through a whiny Coldplay concert this year to boot! Hurrah!