MADONNA's hacker gets 14 months in jail. Guess he will miss out on the Rebel Heart tour (which is skipping Tel Aviv this year).
Train wreck celebrities. Self promotion. Recognised for her look (subtle cosmetic surgery, busty) and a 'reality' show that was born from a sex tape. I mean, really, for all the arty pretending that Kanye West now brings to the situation (with friends like Juergen Teller), Kim Kardashian is, to my mind, the Angelyne (pictured) of our times. But you know, this new booklet is art. Just like that book of selfies Selfish is art. Actually, this is the closest Kim will ever get to being art.
More power to her, but give me a f*cking break.
AFTER the messy way in which the project came to life (is she of sound mind? Is Harper Lee being conned again), the momentous follow up to To Kill A Mockingbird (my favourite book when I was a teenager. Or maybe it was Judy Blume's Forever) - Go Set A Watchman - is finally reaching the market and the first chapter is up extracted for the Guardian.