So, Kim Jong- un opens the new airport in Pyongyang. Fabulous because the ongoing regime has done so much to improve standards of living and wages to facilitate North Koreans traveling...oh, wait.
The press is left astounded by a chocolate fondeau fountain, Mars bars and beer bottles. Also by duty free stores selling watches.
But Kimmy is allegedly not so happy with the revamp. He thinks the architects got it wrong. And the architect behind it? Whispers are circulating that Kimmy had him offed as he's nowhere to be seen and hasn't been seen in months. Is it a conclusion that the media are jumping to? A joke on Kimmy's head strong approach?
Who knows how much of all this is true. Comment of the day though seems to be the one about the grave fears for Kimmy's hairdresser when Kimmy himself finally sees the haircut he's had him running around with. Bitch ain't gonna be a happy camper. And while he's at it maybe he can rethink the jumpsuits.
All tasteless jokes aside, I guess that old school beauty in the picture (sourced from old publicity images) isn't ever going to get to be a bit of #ruinporn.
North Korea is heading into modern territory.